Chooo chooooo

The trains are ok up here (N/E Scotland) - always on time, usually clean. The only thing is them being cancelled when it snows in winter

many issues, times, ticket prices, the unclean trains, the price of food,, I mean really the list is a large finite one really.

In a ideal world, trains would be run by one man called Malcolm.

Malcolm, when not fishing for sequins would be planning the perfect train network using an elaborate series of knots, whistles and kittens he would curry favour with the Kind and Queen and they would commission him to make a Fond Bicycle.

In the end, Malcolm, like all great Falcons would fail.

Kind refraine.

Hektor.

If i get the outside seat i cant plug my lap top in because the plugs are being blocked by the person sat in the inside seat and its a fav on to ask them to plug it in for u and keep all the wires on the floor and not get in the way etc

it's reserving seats and turning up and no seats are reserved for you and having to sit next to some lowlife and her 13 kids all dressed from Primark and Elizabeth Duke jewellery!

playing eurodance on their cheap mobiles

thank the lord for iPods and Shure EC2 headphones!!